Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet →
“I tried to tell him sprains don’t heal themselves, but he kept calling me a pussy and telling me to chug,” said Girard’s roommate, 23-year-old Darren Iverson. “I wasn’t even holding a beer at the time. I’m pretty sure he has a concussion.” Added Iverson, “And I know you can’t use Jäger to clean a wound.”
Easily one of the best articles I have read in a while. It is not rare I laugh out loud (for realz) while reading the Onion, so I had to go and buy some schwag from their store.
